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“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.  I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” – Al Capone

“If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you should do it in the way I told you to in the beginning.”

“Abby: Don’t talk to me about tough calls or names on the door…When Charles fractured three of my ribs and broke my jaw and threw me out into the snow in my nightgown, Olivia Pope took a tire iron and broke his knee cap and got me the best divorce attorney in the state and [...]

“Strong women only intimidate weak mean.”

“And the key to pulling of the perfect prank is specificity. I cannot practice proper psychological warfare until I understand the psyche of who I am dealing with.” – Hart of Dixie

“Haven’t you heard?  I’m Super girl.  You don’t wanna mess with me.” –  Hilary Duff, “supergirl”

“You’re queen of superficiality.  Keep your lies out of my reality.” –  Hilary Duff, “haters”

“I’m going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?” – Crazy, Stupid, Love.

"The only thing that will offend me is if you pretend you haven't been judging me since the minute we met. We're going to be spending a lot of time together, so we may as well be honest, right?"

"My favorite part about graduation now will be dodging my student loan officer. He will be up there with the Columbia record guy. . . been after my ass for years." - Reality Bites

"You love me, you just don't know it yet."

"The only ugly thing about you is you're not mine." - Marvelous 3

"I only slept with him twice. The first time I faked it because it was never going to happen, and the second time I had to fake it because I faked it the first time." - Sex and the City

"If your heart was really broken, you

"I like the fact that you talk incessantly. I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories." - Ani DiFranco, 'used to you'

"You won't regret my attention. I've got tricks you've never seen." - Saving Jane, "sleep on it"

"Everything I know about breaking hearts I learned from you." - Taking Back Sunday

"You know what they say in a bad economy, the mature cocktail waitress is the first to go." - Desperate Housewives

"First of all, you don't have to say anything to me. I mean, I'm the creepy guy that was in there in the first place. So, I mean, and second of all, people do what they gotta do. Who am I to judge? And third, I don't know, I thought you looked good." - Party of Five

"But me, I'm not a gamble. you can count on me to split. The love I sell you in the evening, by the morning won't exist."