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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

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It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain

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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. – Mark Twain

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. – Mark Twain

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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. – Mark Twain

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“Before he was unable to make a choice because he didn’t know what would happen. Now that he knows what will happen, he is unable to make a choice.” – Mr. Nobody

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“When it comes to grief, the normal rules of wealth do not apply. Because grief transcends value. A man would give entire nations to lift grief off his heart and yet, you cannot buy anything with grief, because grief is worthless.” – The Counselor

You forget all of it anyway. First, you forget everything you learned-the dates of the Hay-Herran Treaty and Pythagorean Theorem. You especially forget everything you didn’t really learn, but just memorized the night before. You forget the names of all but one or two of your teachers, and eventually you’ll forget those, too. You forget [...]

The reason most people give up is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.

"That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore." -Sex and the City

"Sometimes the hardest save to make isn't a stranger in a burning building, it's the person closest to you. " - Smallville

“Truth is nothing. What you believe to be true is everything.” – Waiting for Forever

"Nobody's life is filled with perfect little moments. And if it were, they wouldn't be perfect little moments. They would just be normal. How would you ever know happiness if you never experienced downs?" - PS, I LOVE YOU by Cecilia Ahern

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” — Erica Jong

“You can stay in the same place and still find ways to leave people.” – Beginners

"When you spend your life worrying about how others feel, you lose track of how you feel."

"young men go to war, sometimes because they have to, sometimes because they want to. always they feel they are supposed to. this comes from the sad, layered stories of life, which over the centuries have seen courage confused with picking up arms, and cowardice confused with laying them down." - The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom