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Text Box: 15. This scented candle doesn't smell sweet enough. 16. I like your dress--it's Rampage, right? 17. I wish the radio station played all Lilith Fair, all the time. 18. I feel so bloated. 19. Are you sure our signs are compatible? 20. Have you seen my unicorn notebook around? 21. You're right, Backstreet Boys are the best band ever. 22. Does anyone want to go to the men's room with me? 23. You should buy more shoes. 24. I should buy more shoes. 25. Do you think this green shirt washes me out? 26. I'm not that kind of guy. 27. Moshing is all good and fine until someone loses an eye.

Text Box: 28. I'd love to spend the day flipping through magazines and watching you get a pedicure. 29. "Felicity" always makes me cry. 30. Isn't snowboarding dangerous? 31. I think I need to feng shui my bedroom. 32. I want to hear all about your ex. 33. I'm having a bad hair day. 34. Do these jeans make my butt look big? 35. Why don't you ever hold my hand in front of your friends? 36. Katie Holmes and Chris Klein look so cute together. 37. Romeo Juliet and a box of tissues is a great saturday night. 38. You should drive. 39. Hey, dude, you smell great--is that Obsession for Men?

Text Box: 40. Forget Mondy Night Football, I hear Ally McBeal is gonna rock this week. 41. Here, you take the remote. 42. Who cares about the Super Bowl? Let's cuddle. 43. So the point of this game is to get that big ball in that little hoop? 44. I wish we could talk about our relationship more. 45. Would you turn down that music--I'm going to go deaf. 46. I'd really love to learn to dance. 47. Pacey just makes "Dawson's Creek." 48. Jennifer Love Hewitt? She's ugly. 49. I baked you some brownies. 50. I'm scared--hold me.

Text Box: 6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 7. A closed mouth gathers no feet. 8. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 10. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 11. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Text Box: 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way - and barefoot. 4. Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Text Box: 12. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 13. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 14. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. 15. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 16. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.