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"Today's gonna be a, a less bad day, I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know everything's gonna be... less bad." - Ally McBeal

"Love and law are the same, romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection." - Ally McBeal

"He looked good! Where does it say that women can't act like men sometimes? I saw a piece of cute meat and I said to myself 'You only live once, be a man!'" - Ally McBeal

"Ally: You're saying I'm the kind of person that can never be happy?
Ronald: I think you'll know more happiness than most. You just won't be content." - Ally McBeal

"Reunions are meant to allow the more successful graduates... to inform the less successful that that's what they are -- less than." - Ally McBeal

"It's not a good feeling to be married to a person who I am in love with and still not be over another." - Ally McBeal

"I have a habit of saying the wrong thing when I'm upset. I mean, if you could fill this room with everybody I've offended, people would probably think you're a much better rabbi than you are." - Ally McBeal

"I am so indifferent to every man I meet these days. It's rare that one comes along who I could so immediately dislike, so I figure there must be something behind that." - Ally McBeal

"We make so few promises to ourselves as we grow up. And one of them is that on our wedding day, we walk down the aisle with somebody we love. Somebody who does... make your heart bounce, I guess. And there are some promises, Harry, that I think we just have to keep." - Ally McBeal

"Sometimes, when you hold out for everything... you walk away with nothing." - Ally McBeal

"The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however. And therein lies the promise... Don't let the world win." - Ally McBeal

"Some would see the law in black and white. They'd do fine. Some can't tell the black from white. They'd flunk. Then some could tell the black from the white and see all the grays. And they'd be doomed forever. Ally's faced with some of that doom. She sees grays. She tries to make sense of an arena that's messy." - Ally McBeal

"Whoever I'll end up with... assuming I end up with anybody, I cheated on him too." - Ally McBeal

"One of the keys to life... the fast-forward. Every movie has its lousy parts. The trick is to fast-forward through them. As time passes, you'll look back and say, 'Oh, that little adultery thing.' You fast-forward to then right now. And you're over it." - Ally McBeal

"Women want other women to be destroyed, but as women, they don't want to be the actual destroyers themselves." - Ally McBeal

"This political-correctness thing is out of control. First we say you can't act with prejudice. That's fine. Then we say you can't have prejudices. Now we're saying you can't even talk about somebody else's prejudices! This isn't civil rights, Your Honor. It's censorship." - Ally McBeal

"Life is just a stupid game. It doesn't matter what you do or what you have. If you're loved in the end, then you win." - Ally McBeal

"Relationships should be in twos, or at least even numbers!" - Ally McBeal

"So long as he is cute, smart, sexy, and decent, who cares what else he is? Because after you marry him, you're gonna spend the rest of your days trying to change him." - Ally McBeal

"I'm actually not such a disaster when it comes to other people's lives." - Ally McBeal

"If two people prioritize space and fun and freedom, that's fine. But when they fall in love and still do that, it's pathetic." - Ally McBeal

"There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try." - Ally McBeal

"[Seymore] still loves his wife. He wants to continue experiencing it and sharing it. And maybe that makes him crazy, but we should all be so lucky to end up with somebody who has a little bit of that insanity. Somebody who never lets you go. Somebody who... cherishes you... forever. Talk about a legacy. Loving somebody forever. That's a legacy." - Ally McBeal

"Having a child -- it's a selfish thing. Couples don't walk around wanting to give life. They say, 'we want a child.' We want, we want. It's a selfish thing. Not that it's not a good selfish, but it's selfish. Don't punish yourselves for not wanting to celebrate your greed here." - Ally McBeal

"I am happy for you. It's just that when-- when you left, back then, I-- I prayed to myself, well, at least let me be married first. And if not, at least, let me have children first. And if not, at least, let me die first!" - Ally McBeal

"If you think back and replay your year and if it doesn't bring you tears either of joy or sadness consider it wasted." - Ally McBeal

"Lonely people... they always have a look, a look that it could change any second, maybe with the next person that enters the room. Lonely people have hope, she didn't seem to. She was just sad, like she knew too much. Some people find love, permanent; some are just meant to be alone. She knew what she was." - Ally McBeal

"It can't last forever, of course not. But who made up the rule that the best loves do?" - Ally McBeal

"Getting dumped isn't exactly a show of penance. If it were I'd be Mother Superior." - Ally McBeal

"Do you know what the most common insanity going today is? It is the idea that love will just come to you, even if you do nothing. 'Oh, the right one will come along. It will happen. You just wait.' Who the hell came up with that?!" - Ally McBeal

"Sometimes the things that you regret the most are the things that you don't do." - Ally McBeal

"There's nothing lonelier than being with the wrong guy." - Ally McBeal

"I don't condemn you for wanting somebody to love. I guess I just reject the notion that your life is empty without a man." - Ally McBeal

"Even if I knew my feelings, the last thing I would do is let myself trust them." - Ally McBeal

"Ally: Everybody, everybody says life has to go on and it just feels like such a big insult to you if life just goes on.
Billy (ghost): Just remember me every now and again. That'll be enough." - Ally McBeal

"I am sorry that I called you the biggest ass I've ever met. I'm sure that there is at least one bigger, I just can't remember." - Ally McBeal

"He's so dull I've lost interest in the question." - Ally McBeal

"There's very very few decent guys out there, and in this day of sexually transmitted diseases, the odds of landing one become even tougher." - Ally McBeal

"It's when he got strict with me I knew I liked him. I hope this doesn't mean deep down I want to be spanked." - Ally McBeal

"One day I will look back at this and laugh... or cry. One or the other, I'm sure of it." - Ally McBeal

"They say that after breaking up with somebody, a woman will date anybody. They also say that men can pick up on that. I'm in my thirties, it's no big deal really going out with a guy in his fifties. What's so disconcerting was getting that little intuitive pang inside that says it could be something serious, that inner voice that screams out... buy a new dress." - Ally McBeal

"It's not easy finding a person to love in this world, and whoever you end up with, she won't be perfect." - Ally McBeal

"Despite what your mother may have told you, when it's right you don't always know." - Ally McBeal

"When you do have child, no matter how much you think you're prepared for it, you'll be stunned by the capacity you have to love somebody." - Ally McBeal

"Ally: Forgive me because I have spent my whole life crafting this little list of how it's supposed to go when I meet somebody and as I've gotten older I've become more willing to make compromises. There's only one real prerequisite left on the list for the man in my life...
Larry: What's that?
Ally: I have to love him." - Ally McBeal

"Why is it when I come here I always feel like I've walked in half-way through the movie?" - Ally McBeal

"I've always said you should live life like there's no tomorrow, and I suppose I never have." - Ally McBeal

"I'm still capable of making a lot of mistakes, Ally, but walking away from you is not one of them." - Ally McBeal

"I will always love you, you will always be in my life, but she's it. And even if it's now over between me and her, trust me you don't wanna be following her, because she's... she's it." - Ally McBeal

"I've never loved anybody as much I love you. And I'm only at the beginning of loving you." - Ally McBeal

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