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"Is it all that great without me? I really wanna know, was it easy to forget me? Cause your eyes are saying no." - Evan and Jaron

"The fact that he called me heartless....that's just really great...that's excellent. I mean how ironic can you get without like puking?"

"Evan: You must be really tired of coming second to me. Cappie: You know what makes it easier? Knowing I'll always be her first." - Greek

"Could I get some of your yum yum delirium? I could level off the ground that we stand on, but with you down on bended knee, always looking up at me. That feeling of standing up together is gone." - Ani DiFranco 'Reveling'

"Lois: Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut. Clark: I take it I'm the halibut." - Smallville

"Is it guilty in here or is it just me?" - Miranda Lambert, "Guilty in here"

"If I finally get a damn heart, I'll let you eat ice cream off it!" - Scrubs

"It's not us, it's them, them and their stupid boy...penises!" - Grey's Anatomy

"You don't have a choice anymore. You have to believe what I tell you. . . I know it's not fair. I know it gives me absolute power. But tough! You're screwed! Deal with it!" - Desperate Housewives

"I like the fact that you talk incessantly. I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories." - Ani DiFranco, 'used to you'

"You could use some conflict resolution. Rule number one--you don't shoot your date. Rule number two--think about your wardrobe choices. " - Smallville

"I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away." - Before Sunrise

"I know very well what you represent. You represent the idiocy of today." - Burn After Reading

"You can thank me later for rocking your world." - Dawson's Creek

"It's like that guy Jeremiah, the poet. I mean the sex was incredible but then he wanted to read me his poetry and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit and I'm like 'Let's not even go there.'" - Sex and the City

"Did I adequately answer your condescending question?" - The Social Network

"You know what, that's exactly what's wrong with you men. You're all so superficial, so afraid of what you really feel. I'm so sick of it! " - Scrubs

"Hello, 911, I'm on fire." - Sex and the City

"if I could be your first real heartache, I would do it all over again." - Something Corporate, "punk rock princess"

"You have been in rare bitch form. It's been months now, so don't blame it on your cycle." - Desperate Housewives

"First of all, you don't have to say anything to me. I mean, I'm the creepy guy that was in there in the first place. So, I mean, and second of all, people do what they gotta do. Who am I to judge? And third, I don't know, I thought you looked good." - Party of Five

"she's not the type of girl to wait by the phone. she won't cry; she knows it'll get her nowhere. She'll laugh a lot and often. and she'll live her own life. She'd like you to be a part of it.. but she'll do just fine without you."

"You know, I have spent hours, days,... years imagining myself half naked in a room with three women. The reality is so much better." - Grey's Anatomy

"dance, my little puppet. it's a control thing. and I love hanging up on him. I find it gratifying." - Girls' Poker Night by Jill A. Davis

"OK, you're being like so casual about this, I want to choke you!" - Roswell

"If I remember correctly, when it comes to the opposite sex, there's little that doesn't turn you on. " - Smallville

"I have this poster hanging in my living room, Paul. Of course I'm upset. And the only reason that it's hanging there is because you took him to see that movie, and for one day, that boy felt close to his father. He felt loved and appreciated. And the sad part is that there was only one of those days. Because in my book, the day that he didn't feel that way should be the unique one. Fix it." - One Tree Hill

"You don't have to pretend that you like me. I had enough charity to last a lifetime." - Another Cinderella Story

"You may live in the 90210 but you're still just...a zero." - Another Cinderella Story

"You been around enough to see that if you think you're it, you better check with me." - Liz Phair, 'girls! girls! girls!'

"I'm not evil. Unless evil turns you on." - Grey's Anatomy

"You love me, you just don't know it yet."

"I'm not going to kiss your ass to get a piece of it." - Bloodhound Gang

"I don't have time to explain adult relationships to you." - Desperate Housewives

"Too bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things." - Incubus

"I take the shame to heart and lock it away in a place that sees not the light of day, I will use it when I see your face again your head in your hands and this is my cue, if three words could heal you I would only speak two, your eyelids grow heavy and this is my cue, if three words could heal you I'd only speak two." - From Autumn to Ashes

"If you think that glistening-muscle-answering the door in your bare chest routine was gonna work... you were dead on." - Smallville

"You're perfect, yes it's true. But without me, you're only you."

"Honey, you are so far out of your league, that you are playing a completely different game." - Desperate Housewives

"Sweetie, I have feelings for you, too; I do. But unlike you, I have some balls, so you don't hear me whining about it. " - Scrubs

"Look, I'm sure there are a dozen dimwits with highlights and C-cups that you'd rather be talking to, but you're the only person I can count on." - Dawson's Creek

"Oh, poor, poor, pitiful you. How long have you been feeling sorry for yourself? Let me guess: your entire life. " - Smallville

"You won't regret my attention. I've got tricks you've never seen." - Saving Jane, "sleep on it"

"I was the best thing that ever happened to him." - Sex and the City

"I've already seen more of you than I ever wanted to. I'll be fighting nightmares for a week." - Grey's Anatomy

"I guess it's all my fault, huh? I mean, if someone follows you around like a puppy, what else can you do but tell them to go fetch?" - Party of Five

"Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy. Carrie: Say it a little louder. I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you. Samantha: You wanna take the only person who's in your life purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?" - Sex and the City

"Guy: Buy you a drink? Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you." - One Tree Hill

"The fire you like so much in me, is the mark of someone adamantly free. But you can't stop yourself from wanting worse, 'cause nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst." - Liz Phair, 'strange loop'

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." - Gran Torino

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