"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them." – Gilmore Girls
"I'm smiling because you're crazy and that's what you do to crazy people to keep them calm." – Gilmore Girls
"I'm afraid that once your heart's involved, it all comes out in moron." – Gilmore Girls
"Are the lids tight on the paint thinner because you're sounding a little loopy to me." – Gilmore Girls
"Tradition is a trap. It allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing." – Gilmore Girls
"Why do you treat me like I don't have a clue in the world as to what is going on in your life?" – Gilmore Girls
"Those who simply wait for information to find them spend a lot of time sitting by the phone. Those who go out and find it themselves have something to say when it rings. " – Gilmore Girls
"But then I thought maybe it's not that I'm more beautiful today. Maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday, only I lacked the self-esteem to recognize it. " – Gilmore Girls
"Because sometimes you have something you need to say but you can't because the words won't come out or you get scared or you feel stupid, so if you could write a song and sing it then you could say what you need to say and it would be beautiful and people would listen and you wouldn't make a complete idiot out of yourself, but all of us can't be songwriters so some of us will never be able to say what we're thinking or what we want other people to know that we're thinking so we'll never get the chance to make things right again ever. " – Gilmore Girls
"I confuse him until he loses his strain of thought and then he moves on." – Gilmore Girls
"We can't keep getting this close just to have something completely derail us again." – Gilmore Girls
"It should be magical. There should be music playing and romantic lighting and a subtle buildup to the popping of the big question. There should be a thousand yellow daisies and candles and a horse and I don't know what the horse is doing there unless you're riding it, which seems a little over the top, but it should be more than this. " – Gilmore Girls
"Why don't you care? Why have you never cared? No matter what has happened to me my entire life, you've never been happy for me, and that hurts. " – Gilmore Girls
"I am the mother and you are the daughter. In some cultures, that means you have to do what I say. " – Gilmore Girls
"No I mean, I guess, for some people, marriage isn't the worst thing in the world. I mean it's probably better than being hobbled or something like that. " – Gilmore Girls
"I guess if you can find that one person, you know, who's willing to put up with all your crap and doesn't want to change you or dress you, or you know, make you eat French food, then marriage can be all right...but that's only if you find that person. " – Gilmore Girls
"Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say, ‘Whoa! Step back! No one's that gay.' " – Gilmore Girls
"I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands! " – Gilmore Girls
"People who break the rules end up very lonely with no friends because they have become society's outcasts." – Gilmore Girls
"I don't have many people in my life who are in my life permanently, forever. They will always be there for me; I will always be there for them. " – Gilmore Girls
"No, being the poster girl for censorship is not a little funny. The only videos not behind that curtain are Bambi and Dumbo. I mean, they actually had a meeting earlier about whether or not Babe should be behind the curtain so as not to offend people who keep kosher! " – Gilmore Girls
"I find myself noticing things, everyday things that I must've witnessed a hundred times before and just walked right pass." – Gilmore Girls
"Are you sure we couldn't sit down, have a little heart-to-heart? He'd tell me his issues, I'd tell him mine, we'd hug. " – Gilmore Girls
"I forgot his name from the desk to her, that's how memorable he is." – Gilmore Girls
"The average teenager spends seven hours a day at school. Seven hours where he or she is busy walking from class to class – indoors, outdoors, in all types of weather. At the same time, that same teenager is going through major physical changes within his or her own body. The combo of the action with the environment in addition to the hormonal imbalance can only lead to one thing – accidents. " – Gilmore Girls
"Look, I was upset, he was upset, we had a thing, it's over, everything's fine." – Gilmore Girls
"I think I just forgot everything I've ever known." – Gilmore Girls
"just remember, it's really wrong to gossip, unless it's true or just way too good not to tell everyone you see, whether you know them or not. " – Gilmore Girls
"Go get him, there he is. If you think that's the great love of your life, then great ... grab a liver treat and a squeaky toy and run to him. " – Gilmore Girls
"Everything I own is in a slightly different place than when I saw it last." – Gilmore Girls
"I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head." – Gilmore Girls
"No, he's not. He's right. Everything he said. All those things about you and me, all those things about me lying to him, and messing with his head. He was right. " – Gilmore Girls
"So, in spite of the fact that I told you it was important, you couldn't find it in your heart to put aside your personal antagonism toward me for one day and help me out." – Gilmore Girls
"I look adorable! No one ever told me that if you fish, you get to buy an outfit. I'll do just about anything if I can buy an outfit! " – Gilmore Girls
