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Gilmore Girls Quotes...

"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them." - Gilmore Girls

"I'm smiling because you're crazy and that's what you do to crazy people to keep them calm." - Gilmore Girls

"I'm afraid that once your heart's involved, it all comes out in moron." - Gilmore Girls

"Are the lids tight on the paint thinner because you're sounding a little loopy to me." - Gilmore Girls

"Tradition is a trap. It allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing." - Gilmore Girls

"Why do you treat me like I don't have a clue in the world as to what is going on in your life?" - Gilmore Girls

"Those who simply wait for information to find them spend a lot of time sitting by the phone. Those who go out and find it themselves have something to say when it rings. " - Gilmore Girls

"But then I thought maybe it's not that I'm more beautiful today. Maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday, only I lacked the self-esteem to recognize it. " - Gilmore Girls

"Because sometimes you have something you need to say but you can't because the words won't come out or you get scared or you feel stupid, so if you could write a song and sing it then you could say what you need to say and it would be beautiful and people would listen and you wouldn't make a complete idiot out of yourself, but all of us can't be songwriters so some of us will never be able to say what we're thinking or what we want other people to know that we're thinking so we'll never get the chance to make things right again ever. " - Gilmore Girls

"I confuse him until he loses his strain of thought and then he moves on." - Gilmore Girls

"We can't keep getting this close just to have something completely derail us again." - Gilmore Girls

"It should be magical. There should be music playing and romantic lighting and a subtle buildup to the popping of the big question. There should be a thousand yellow daisies and candles and a horse and I don't know what the horse is doing there unless you're riding it, which seems a little over the top, but it should be more than this. " - Gilmore Girls

"Why don't you care? Why have you never cared? No matter what has happened to me my entire life, you've never been happy for me, and that hurts. " - Gilmore Girls

"I am the mother and you are the daughter. In some cultures, that means you have to do what I say. " - Gilmore Girls

"No I mean, I guess, for some people, marriage isn't the worst thing in the world. I mean it's probably better than being hobbled or something like that. " - Gilmore Girls

"I guess if you can find that one person, you know, who's willing to put up with all your crap and doesn't want to change you or dress you, or you know, make you eat French food, then marriage can be all right...but that's only if you find that person. " - Gilmore Girls

"Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say, 'Whoa! Step back! No one's that gay.' " - Gilmore Girls

"I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands! " - Gilmore Girls

"People who break the rules end up very lonely with no friends because they have become society's outcasts." - Gilmore Girls

"I don't have many people in my life who are in my life permanently, forever. They will always be there for me; I will always be there for them. " - Gilmore Girls

"No, being the poster girl for censorship is not a little funny. The only videos not behind that curtain are Bambi and Dumbo. I mean, they actually had a meeting earlier about whether or not Babe should be behind the curtain so as not to offend people who keep kosher! " - Gilmore Girls

"I find myself noticing things, everyday things that I must've witnessed a hundred times before and just walked right pass." - Gilmore Girls

"Are you sure we couldn't sit down, have a little heart-to-heart? He'd tell me his issues, I'd tell him mine, we'd hug. " - Gilmore Girls

"I forgot his name from the desk to her, that's how memorable he is." - Gilmore Girls

"The average teenager spends seven hours a day at school. Seven hours where he or she is busy walking from class to class - indoors, outdoors, in all types of weather. At the same time, that same teenager is going through major physical changes within his or her own body. The combo of the action with the environment in addition to the hormonal imbalance can only lead to one thing - accidents. " - Gilmore Girls

"Look, I was upset, he was upset, we had a thing, it's over, everything's fine." - Gilmore Girls

"I think I just forgot everything I've ever known." - Gilmore Girls

"just remember, it's really wrong to gossip, unless it's true or just way too good not to tell everyone you see, whether you know them or not. " - Gilmore Girls

"Go get him, there he is. If you think that's the great love of your life, then great ... grab a liver treat and a squeaky toy and run to him. " - Gilmore Girls

"Everything I own is in a slightly different place than when I saw it last." - Gilmore Girls

"I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head." - Gilmore Girls

"No, he's not. He's right. Everything he said. All those things about you and me, all those things about me lying to him, and messing with his head. He was right. " - Gilmore Girls

"So, in spite of the fact that I told you it was important, you couldn't find it in your heart to put aside your personal antagonism toward me for one day and help me out." - Gilmore Girls

"I look adorable! No one ever told me that if you fish, you get to buy an outfit. I'll do just about anything if I can buy an outfit! " - Gilmore Girls

"I'm not going anywhere. This is it for me. You're it for me. and I can't pretend to feel any less than I do. I'm sorry. I can't." --Gilmore Girls

"Anyhow... I'm fine, I mean not that I'm over it, but little by little it's getting easier to pretend it's easier, which means easier might be right around the corner." - Gilmore Girls

"I always thought if he could just get it together, grow up - maybe we could do it. Maybe we could really be a family, in the stupid, traditional 'Dan Quayle, golden retriever, grow old together, wear matching jogging suits' kind of way. And then he did get it together - he became that guy. . . and he gets to be that guy with her." - Gilmore Girls

"It's like he is driving a car, okay and I just wanna be in the passenger seat, but he's locked the door and I have to hold onto the bumper. You know, I'm not even asking for him to open the door for me, just leave it unlocked and say come in, but no he didn�t do that, so I'm hanging on to the bumper and life goes on and the car goes on and I get really badly bruised and am hitting potholes and it hurts, I mean it hurts and yesterday I had to let go of the bumper because it hurts too much.... it hurts too much." - Gilmore Girls

"I love you. I know the other night didn't mean for you what it did for me, but I haven't stopped thinking about it since it happened, and just not because it was great--which it was--but because it was right. It was so right, Lor, and you might not see that right now, but I do, and if I have to wait until we're both 80 years old for you to see it, then I'll wait. I'm not going anywhere. This is it for me. You're it for me, and I can't pretend to feel any less than I do, I....I just can't." - Gilmore Girls

"Look, I'm not perfect, okay? People make mistakes. Gwyneth Paltrow dyed her hair that ridiculous shade of brown, it was very unflattering. If she's not perfect, then how on Earth do you expect me to be?" - Gilmore Girls

"We broke up because we weren't right for each other. It wasn't space or time, it was us, OK? We didn't belong together. We never really belonged together. We wanted to, but we never did. That's it." - Gilmore Girls

"It's not your fault, it's not my fault. It's just--we're not right together, you know? You're you, and I'm me, and we just, we've got to stop pretending we're something else. You don't belong with me. You belong with someone like Christopher, and I just....let's just stop fighting it, okay? You go back to being Lorelai Gilmore, and I'll go back to being the guy in the diner who pours your coffee." - Gilmore Girls

"No, you don't get it. I need it to be over, I need it to be over, because I can't take this anymore. Yes, I love Luke, and yes, I wanted to marry Luke, but I didn't want a life separate from Luke and that's all he could give me. I don't want that. If I'm gonna be with Luke, I want to be with Luke and he didn't get it, and I waited, God, I waited." - Gilmore Girls

"I think he's good for you. But it's not going to be perfect. He's not perfect, and God knows you're not perfect. But marriage is not about always being happy, and often it's about not being happy at all. It's about compromise, which is not your strong suit. Marriage is about swallowing your pride sometimes, about doing what he wants. It's not always about winning an argument, which may make you sad because that's what you love, but....I just don't want to see you ruin this. Marriage is serious business, Lorelai, and if you don't take this very seriously, then this whole thing is going to fall apart faster than you could possibly imagine. Then he'll be gone, and you'll be alone again." - Gilmore Girls

"You amaze me, Rory Gilmore. Every day. Everything that you do. Everything that you are. This past year I realized that I don�t know a lot more than I thought I knew. If that makes sense. Sorry, I�m a little bit nervous! I didn�t think I would be. What I�m trying to say is that I don�t know a lot. But I know that I love you. And I want to be with you. Forever. Rory Gilmore, will you marry me?" - Gilmore Girls

"I'm sorry. I can't. I love you. You know how much I love you. I love the idea of being married to you. But...there are just a lot of things in my life right now that are undecided, which used to scare me, but now I kind of like that it's all wide open. And if I married you, it just wouldn't be." - Gilmore Girls

"Every relationship is just a big giant honkin' leap of faith." - Gilmore Girls

"Even when we're together, you're someplace else. You leave and you don't kiss me goodbye. We're at dinner and you're on your cell phone the whole time. You never leave notes anymore about where you're gonna be, so I have no idea where you are." - Gilmore Girls

"I did this wrong. I did this all wrong! How could I have let this happen? How did I not see it coming? How didn't I step in and do something? And why can't I fix these things?" - Gilmore Girls