Fool's Gold ...

"Florida didn't ruin your life, you did. You married the guy for sex, then expected him to be smart." - Fool's Gold

"Your uselessness is epic." - Fool's Gold

"Something wrong? Why would anything be wrong? We just had sex in a church - and we're not even married - and now we're gonna dig up a grave! I mean, what is that, like a triple sin? I'm surprised we haven't been struck by lightning." - Fool's Gold