Nancy Drew...

"Can you tell when a girl looks at you and is thinking how much she likes you and is wondering if you like her and thinking how important it is for you to say how you feel before she says anything more about how she feels about you or anyone else they might be jealous of because she's already said how she feels how she's said in her own way?" - Nancy Drew

"I noticed you were wearing Penny Loafers. Did your podiatrist suggest them are or you being ironic?" - Nancy Drew