What Happens in Vegas ...

"You know what? I can get a couple guys to go to his place, knock on the door and - he opens it wham! We junk-punch him in his man business and he'll fall to the floor crying 'why?!' and then we'll say 'you know why!' Ha!" - What Happens in Vegas

"If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you." - What Happens in Vegas

"Listen, I've been married for twenty five years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman. And granted there are days - I want to light her on fire but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal. And you know something, and I might be old fashioned but - I said those vows, I meant them." - What Happens in Vegas

"I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love." - What Happens in Vegas

"Being with you makes me be myself again so I will be married to you...again." - What Happens in Vegas