Feisty Quotes ... Page 3
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"You don't know just what you're missing. I've got everything you're wanting." - Saving Jane, "sleep on it"
"I hate her. In fact, the day you broke up with her I marked that down on my calendar as a day of rejoicement. I'm going to celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, we smash it." - She's Out of My League
"He looked good! Where does it say that women can't act like men sometimes? I saw a piece of cute meat and I said to myself 'You only live once, be a man!'" - Ally McBeal
"I'm sorry. I thought we gave your latest break up the three seconds of shock it deserved." - Desperate Housewives
"look at me. I'm tipsy. I'm horny. I'm easier than a five-year-old's homework." - Desperate Housewives
"Reunions are meant to allow the more successful graduates... to inform the less successful that that's what they are -- less than." - Ally McBeal
"This political-correctness thing is out of control. First we say you can't act with prejudice. That's fine. Then we say you can't have prejudices. Now we're saying you can't even talk about somebody else's prejudices! This isn't civil rights, Your Honor. It's censorship." - Ally McBeal
"Women want other women to be destroyed, but as women, they don't want to be the actual destroyers themselves." - Ally McBeal
"You know what they say in a bad economy, the mature cocktail waitress is the first to go." - Desperate Housewives
"I am sorry that I called you the biggest ass I've ever met. I'm sure that there is at least one bigger, I just can't remember." - Ally McBeal
"He's so dull I've lost interest in the question." - Ally McBeal
"It's when he got strict with me I knew I liked him. I hope this doesn't mean deep down I want to be spanked." - Ally McBeal
"There's very very few decent guys out there, and in this day of sexually transmitted diseases, the odds of landing one become even tougher." - Ally McBeal
"Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable, sweetheart.... like a coma."
"If you play dumb, then I'll play tragic and you can break me like a bad habit."
"Emma: Sometimes, my neck gets sore. Adam: Why? Emma: Because my brain is so big." - No Strings Attached
"When you disrespect someone, and they in turn burn your ass, you must RECOGNIZE!" - Scrubs
"Well-behaved women rarely make history." - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"I'm not gonna waste the perfect comeback on you now. But don't think I don't have it. Oh yes, it's time will come! " - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"If you'd just do what I tell you, I wouldn't have to be so bossy." - Addison Graves
"Just sitting here on the corner of 'Awesome' and 'Bombdiggity.'" - http://sallyanneearp.wordpress.com/2011/06/07/135/
"The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people." - George Bernard Shaw
"You don't have to believe me, but the way I, way I see it... next time you point a finger, I might have to bend it back or break it." - Paramore, "Playing God"
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain
"When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there... Just in case it doesn't hit you hard enough."
"Women like you, they're a dime a dozen. You can buy 'em anywhere." - Paramore, "You Ain't Woman Enough"
"Don't put boundaries around me because you think you know who I am, because you don't know and you're wrong." - Brent Dennen
"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." - Sophia Loren
"Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you." - As Good As It Gets
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them."� Marilyn Monroe
"If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead... so shut up." - The Addams Family (the musical)
"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What's good today may burn your ass tomorrow."
