Sex and the City Quotes ... Page 5
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"This isn't a rough patch Steve, this is it, all the time, and it's not good." - Sex and the City
"It's like he's a kid and I end up nagging him all the time. I'm mean mommy, and no one was to fuck mean mommy." - Sex and the City
"Men are like cabs, when they're available their light goes on. They awake one day and decide their ready to settle down, have babies, whatever, and they turn their light on. Next woman they pickup, boom, that' the one they'll marry. It's not fate, it's dumb luck." - Sex and the City
"Sometimes you just know, it's like, magic, it's fate." - Sex and the City
"Apparently, one woman's titanic is another woman's love boat." - Sex and the City
"Charlotte: You know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginized.
Carrie: And, I imagine quite frisky.
Charlotte: But, isn't that great, you can erase your whole sexual past and start again.
Carrie: Who would want their the virginity back, it was bad enough the first time." - Sex and the City
"Charlotte: I don't want to ruin it by having sex with him too early.
Carrie: Oh, so you're everything but girl.
Charlotte: I like to think of it as kissing with extras.
Carrie: How very ninth grade of you." - Sex and the City
"Okay, this is it. I'm so sick of you being the kid here, I cannot be in charge all the time. We're supposed to be equals, partners, you think we can have a baby, we can't even have a puppy together." - Sex and the City
"There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What am I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic." - Sex and the City
"we can analyze this for years and never know the answer. I mean, they still don't know who killed Kennedy." - Sex and the City
"You know, if the whole cum situation were reversed, do you think men would get anywhere near the stuff?" - Sex and the City
"Carrie: There should be some sort of city funded break-up housing, for those who find themselves in need.
Miranda: Really?
Carrie: Like a big orphanage, filled with white beds, where old boyfriends could think about what they did wrong, and cry themselves to sleep, in a clean safe environment." - Sex and the City
"I've got a secret to tell you. It's not working, I'm getting out. If you know anyone whose interested?" - Sex and the City
"I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife, but, in those fantasies, I was running into them with a truck." - Sex and the City
"I had a man who loved me and a man who wanted to leave his wife for me. I should have been on top of the world, but, I wasn't." - Sex and the City
"You have no right to do this, you can't just come back into my life and fuck it all up." - Sex and the City
"Do you know what your problem is? You want it all, you want me the girl you screw, and the girl you go home to, her." - Sex and the City
"I'm going to tell you something, there's two types of guys out there, the ones that hold your hand and the ones that fuck you." - Sex and the City
"it doesn't matter how much you have, if you don't have a guy who cares about you, it don't mean shit." - Sex and the City
"We haven't even gotten married yet, and were already talking about divorce." - Sex and the City
"Well, I think that having it all really means having someone special to share it with." - Sex and the City
"Big: Hey, Carrie, thanks for being here. I'll call you.
Carrie: For what? We're so over, we need a new word for over." - Sex and the City
"Charlotte: That makes you the other woman, you're the other woman.
Carrie: I'm not the other woman, I'm not. I mean I know I am, but, I'm not that woman." - Sex and the City
"Kill me, please. Just take a sharp object and drag it across my throat." - Sex and the City
"I'm just so confused, does he only want me now because he can't have me?" - Sex and the City
"Carrie: I'm also smoking again. I'm smoking and sleeping with Big. Feel free to delete me out of your palm pilot.
Miranda: Gimme one.
Carrie: Really?
Miranda: I think I need it.
Carrie: Oh, you are such a good friend." - Sex and the City
"It's hard to find people who would love you no matter what. I was lucky enough to find three of them." - Sex and the City
"You know marriage doesn't guarantee a happy ending, just an ending." - Sex and the City
"But, seriously, I'm you. You've had your heart broken, I've had my heart broken, and if I have, that means other girls have to, and if other girls have, that means big opening weekend. Not X Men big, but chick-flick big. God! The guy who came up with that term should have his balls cut off." - Sex and the City
"Charlotte: Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?
Samantha: Because I can." - Sex and the City
"Charlotte: How can you not know anything about him? You slept with him?
Samantha: I fucked him. He made me come six times, that's good enough for me." - Sex and the City
"What do I know about men? All I have is a bunch of failed relationships.." - Sex and the City
"Charlotte: I mean, last night I got so turned on I almost....
Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex." - Sex and the City
"He doesn't even know me , the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me." - Sex and the City
"See, you read a couple of Harlequin romances in high school and they scar you for life." - Sex and the City
"Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror." - Sex and the City
"Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move on." - Sex and the City
"How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase." - Sex and the City
"The only thing worse than being thirty-four and single is being thirty-four and divorced." - Sex and the City
"I know I have you guys, but...and really, I hate myself a little for saying this, but...it felt really sad not to have a man in my life who cares about me. No special guy to wish me happy birthday. No goddamn soul mate. And I don't even know if I believe in soul mates." - Sex and the City
"maybe we could be each others' soul mates? And then we could let men be just these great nice guys to have fun with?" - Sex and the City
"Miranda: I showed him a boob in a coat check room.
Carrie: Just one?
Miranda: I sensed he couldn't commit." - Sex and the City
"Maria: You call this a relationship?
Samantha: Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I've heard, yes" - Sex and the City
"Samantha: All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.
Charlotte: I think they call that a relationship.
Samantha: I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!
Miranda: I know, don't you just hate that?
Carrie: Women!" - Sex and the City
"Baby talk is the worst. It's like putting ketchup on prime rib. Stop it, you're ruining it!" - Sex and the City
"When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psychotic." - Sex and the City
"I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies: two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together-like chocolate and peanut butter." - Sex and the City
"He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception." - Sex and the City
"I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied." - Sex and the City
"In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person." - Sex and the City
