Humor Quotes ... Page 9

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"Once again you've managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form." – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I make everything look easy." – One Tree Hill

"Okay, I think that might be the second stupidest thing you've done in the last 24 hours." – One Tree Hill

"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good." -Steven Wright

"I got you in trouble in high school; and college now that was a ball. you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me: Alcohol." – Brad Paisley, "Alcohol"

"Someday I'm gonna be famous. Do I have talent, well, no. These days you don't really need it, thanks to reality shows." – Brad Paisley, "celebrity"

"Downsizing to a smaller office is a transition. Making dresses in your kitchen is Mildred Peers." – Lipstick Jungle

"I don't care if security will have to come in and carry me out. It will be worth it." – Lipstick Jungle

"You never forget anything. Your mind is like a titanium trap." - Smallville